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Summer Circuit - The Strip

posted Jun 24, 2020, 1:17 PM by admin   [ updated Jun 24, 2020, 5:27 PM ]
I've been putting this one off for a while, but with humidity and dense fog, I didn't have much to lose (except skin and dignity). I feel dirty even uploading this content to youtube's servers.

People with IBS/IBD use The Bristol Stool chart to keep diaries of their bowel movements. It's also useful for describing the turds at the Strip. 

There is No Spoon V6 is the hardest turd at the strip. A contrived extension to the second hardest turd Le Shralp V2

After straining my way through these hard little nuggets, the turds become fully formed. They resemble boulder problems, but are still shit. Diamonds V2, is one move into a gross topout into bushes. The nicest turd was Greed V1, which is a fully formed rock climb. Still a turd though - scrunchy and inconsistent.

At this point things start getting loose. Skrunch V1 is barely a climb. If you shit out a rock climb that looks like this - consider seeking medical attention.
Finally, there are 12 other lines listed in the Underground Guide to the LOC for that didn't meet the standard for Halifax Bouldering. I shudder to think of the disgusting bowl streaking effluent these lines represent. Thank god Ghislain used discretion when choosing lines to include in Halifax Bouldering.

Jun 24, 2020, 5:26 PM
Jun 24, 2020, 1:17 PM